This is literally the world’s most comfortable dress. Also, I hoard cardboard boxes as you can see in the background. Don’t judge me. #ootd #stylestalker #whatiwore #selfie

You can have all the gold, wine colored satin, and coyote fur stoles you want. #dailylap #americanapparel #juicycouture #vintage #nails #selfie (at Fox Haus )

My style plan for the day was supposed to be all blonde hair, red lips & sailor stripes, but it was chilly so I dressed like a reject from an 80s hair band. Then, of course, it got insanely hot once I actually left the house. You know. #bananaphone5 #selfie #ootd #whatiwore #jewelry #gypsylife #vintage #boss

Hendrix on my boobies and a dog’s crotch on my floor. 👌✌🐶 #selfie #dtla #ootd #brandymelville #freepeople #gypsylife #losangeles #loveyou (at Fox Haus )

Stefan was super embarrassed taking this picture but I had to do it since usually this part of Main Street is usually covered with angry black dudes. Today Main Street was a ghost town which was awesome!!! Azn pose! ✌👼 #dtla #selfie #nofilter #mainstreet #colettemiller #streetart #art @colettemiller (at Colette Miller’s Angel Wings on Main)

THE NUGE!!!! Massive piece of human shit, but a bad ass guitar player nonetheless. All my new vintage stuff will be up for sale tomorrow @foxhausvintage on eBay! 🌈💋💛 @foxhausvintage #vintage #ootd #whatiwore #redhead #posingasa #brunette #selfie #jewelry #80s #foxhausvintage #yearofthefox 💛💋🌈 (at myworld.ebay.com/foxhausvintage)

🍅Cinco Bloody Mary🍅 #selfie #nofilter #cincodedrinko #cincodemayo #dranks #celerysticks #dtla (at Cinco de Stinko )

My hair is currently blonde, which means I desperately want dark hair again. Thankfully, I have a weave collection as I am a reincarnated French statesman from the 1700s. #brunette #ootd #rambling #selfie #brokeniphonepics (at Fox Haus )

It figures that on a day I dress luxuriously a cat would pee on my floor, rip up a rug, and break a lamp. I live the Glam Life™. I’ve got these for sale next week for a cool $100. They’re gorgeous. #freepeople #yearofthefox #boho #beachy #selfie #whatiwore #ootd (at Cat Hauz, prev. Fox Haus )

Just over here doing laundry in kimono # 14. #vintage #kimono #gypsyforlife #brokeniphonepics #selfie

Here’s an awesome picture of me wearing a wig and shoveling pancakes into my gullet with Stinky, Jenny and Kevin. I tried to convince everyone IHOP was delicious but unfortunately that was incorrect. Miss U 4eva, Glendale IHOP 2001-2003. Nothing will ever replace our memories together. #nasty #selfie #IHOP #badidea #dtla @kevnesh23 @poopookittles (at BAD IDEA #4,871)

I wish I could wear a bikini and a kimono everywhere. Although then I’d have to wax my crotch more often which I’m not really willing to do. #bikini #slutever #kimono #vintage #victoriassecret #selfie #redhead #losangeles #kanyeworkoutplan (at Fox Haus )

Pants off. #forloveandlemons #selfie #redhead #boots #nofilter

Pants on… #selfie #french #elf #redhead #werk

I’ve started smiling innocently in my product shots which will hopefully result in less messages from weirdos who want to wear my underwear or smell my shoes. On that note, though, if they wanted to give me some fliff for said undies or shoes, I’d be in. #french #elf #selfie #undiesforsale #redhead #hi