I promised (threatened) @randieyermann that I would take a picture of myself with all of the white elephant gifts I was lucky enough to win from her: a clip on (feathered!) Santa hat, beard trimming scissors (already lost the matching comb), and a star spangled athletic bra that is made for either a 12 year old or a giraffe. Happy holidays, motherfuckers! @randieyermann @randieyermann @randieyermann 😆😆😆🎅🎄👌💋❤ #christmas #hoshit #redhead #onepersonparty