"I am going to come and burn the house down...but you will blow me first." -Mel Gibson
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Baby bikini! 💙 #selfie #hoarrisland #bikini #victoriassecret #hi (at VACATION HAUS)
25th May 2013
Notes: 2
I’ve started smiling innocently in my product shots which will hopefully result in less messages from weirdos who want to wear my underwear or smell my shoes. On that note, though, if they wanted to give me some fliff for said undies or shoes, I’d be in. #french #elf #selfie #undiesforsale #redhead #hi
Accurate representation of my headspace. #minkpink #clothes #ootd #hi
Broken phone auto soft focus and plum lip balm. #selfie #gpoy #redhead #hi #butthole #posing #sunshine
🍊🍋 Holy citrus 🍋🍊 #dtla #farmersmarket #organic #locavore #hi
Rainy day gear. Stefan’s hat, silk scarf from Hong Kong, and everything else #brandymelville. I hope it stays rainy. ☔ #losangeles #redhead #selfie #hi #badiphonepix
Window with (no) view. #dtla #home #hi
My broken phone blurs out the top portion of my selfies automatically. Thanks, instant boob magnifier. #hi #jewelry #buttholes #redhead #glamshot #noface #boobs #what
I highlighted my weave again, dudes. To some, too much time on one’s hands. To others: art.
I am totally everyone’s creepy friend who spends an extra 5 minutes in their bathroom taking blurry pictures of themselves in the dark. #brokeniphonepix #selfie #redhead #stooge #hi
California winter. #myhouseisaboxfactory #keyboard #losangeles #whatiwore #jenspiratebooty #redhead #hi (at Fox Haus )
