What I’d be wearing tonight if, you know, I was actually going anywhere. #dresses #jewelry #gold #bling #shinythings #selfimposedexile #christmas

What I’d be wearing tonight if, you know, I was actually going anywhere. #dresses #jewelry #gold #bling #shinythings #selfimposedexile #christmas

  1. Date Posted Icon 25th December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #bling#jewelry#gold#selfimposedexile#shinythings#christmas#dresses
I promised (threatened) @randieyermann that I would take a picture of myself with all of the white elephant gifts I was lucky enough to win from her: a clip on (feathered!) Santa hat, beard trimming scissors (already lost the matching comb), and a star spangled athletic bra that is made for either a 12 year old or a giraffe. Happy holidays, motherfuckers! @randieyermann @randieyermann @randieyermann 😆😆😆🎅🎄👌💋❤ #christmas #hoshit #redhead #onepersonparty

I promised (threatened) @randieyermann that I would take a picture of myself with all of the white elephant gifts I was lucky enough to win from her: a clip on (feathered!) Santa hat, beard trimming scissors (already lost the matching comb), and a star spangled athletic bra that is made for either a 12 year old or a giraffe. Happy holidays, motherfuckers! @randieyermann @randieyermann @randieyermann 😆😆😆🎅🎄👌💋❤ #christmas #hoshit #redhead #onepersonparty

  1. Date Posted Icon 25th December 2012
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    3. Tags Icon #redhead#onepersonparty#christmas#hoshit
That is a musical fountain surrounding a naked gold man with a 50 foot tree in the background. Holy shit. #christmas

That is a musical fountain surrounding a naked gold man with a 50 foot tree in the background. Holy shit. #christmas

  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #christmas
I’m posting a lot of tree pictures. Because whoever wrapped these trees in lights is a goddamn professional and I salute their work. #christmas

I’m posting a lot of tree pictures. Because whoever wrapped these trees in lights is a goddamn professional and I salute their work. #christmas

  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #christmas
Right when I took this picture, a baby toddled up to Stefan and I and grabbed both of our legs for support. It was so adorable I almost passed out. I love you, tiny baby! ❤👶🎅 #christmas #babystories

Right when I took this picture, a baby toddled up to Stefan and I and grabbed both of our legs for support. It was so adorable I almost passed out. I love you, tiny baby! ❤👶🎅 #christmas #babystories

  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd December 2012
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    3. Tags Icon #babystories#christmas
There go the guys in the band. Oh man oh man! I got so excited when I saw them. #christmas

There go the guys in the band. Oh man oh man! I got so excited when I saw them. #christmas

  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #christmas
Sparkly! #christmas

Sparkly! #christmas

  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd December 2012
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    3. Tags Icon #christmas
Glowy #christmas

Glowy #christmas

  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #christmas
Toot toot! #christmas #trolley

Toot toot! #christmas #trolley

  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #trolley#christmas
Solid gold, brutha! #christmas #ornaments #christmastree

Solid gold, brutha! #christmas #ornaments #christmastree

  1. Date Posted Icon 16th December 2012
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    3. Tags Icon #christmastree#christmas#ornaments
Our whole building smells like delicious pine and happiness, instead of its usual apathy and bum-pee. #home #dtla #christmas

Our whole building smells like delicious pine and happiness, instead of its usual apathy and bum-pee. #home #dtla #christmas

  1. Date Posted Icon 3rd December 2012
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    3. Tags Icon #home#christmas#dtla
Minis look like clown cars until you put a 6 foot free on it. Then the tree looks like the clown. #dtla #christmas #minicooper

Minis look like clown cars until you put a 6 foot free on it. Then the tree looks like the clown. #dtla #christmas #minicooper

  1. Date Posted Icon 3rd December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #dtla#christmas#minicooper
I left my busted ass old digicam with my friend Jessica for seriously a year. I got it back last week, and the old pictures are making me “have moments”. This is the glory of Ballcrackers, aka the time Pelinda, Nkoyo, Sofie, Randi and our respective manfriends went to the LA Ballet’s version of the Nutcracker at UCLA’s Royce Hall. For the record, it was raining like a MOFO, my Dolce Vita shoes almost killed me several times (no joke-fuck that brand), and the ballet was weak. No orchestra? Are you fucking with me? Regardless, I thought everyone looked quite lovely, and it was pretty sweet watching the dudes dance in the rain. I left my busted ass old digicam with my friend Jessica for seriously a year. I got it back last week, and the old pictures are making me “have moments”. This is the glory of Ballcrackers, aka the time Pelinda, Nkoyo, Sofie, Randi and our respective manfriends went to the LA Ballet’s version of the Nutcracker at UCLA’s Royce Hall. For the record, it was raining like a MOFO, my Dolce Vita shoes almost killed me several times (no joke-fuck that brand), and the ballet was weak. No orchestra? Are you fucking with me? Regardless, I thought everyone looked quite lovely, and it was pretty sweet watching the dudes dance in the rain. I left my busted ass old digicam with my friend Jessica for seriously a year. I got it back last week, and the old pictures are making me “have moments”. This is the glory of Ballcrackers, aka the time Pelinda, Nkoyo, Sofie, Randi and our respective manfriends went to the LA Ballet’s version of the Nutcracker at UCLA’s Royce Hall. For the record, it was raining like a MOFO, my Dolce Vita shoes almost killed me several times (no joke-fuck that brand), and the ballet was weak. No orchestra? Are you fucking with me? Regardless, I thought everyone looked quite lovely, and it was pretty sweet watching the dudes dance in the rain. I left my busted ass old digicam with my friend Jessica for seriously a year. I got it back last week, and the old pictures are making me “have moments”. This is the glory of Ballcrackers, aka the time Pelinda, Nkoyo, Sofie, Randi and our respective manfriends went to the LA Ballet’s version of the Nutcracker at UCLA’s Royce Hall. For the record, it was raining like a MOFO, my Dolce Vita shoes almost killed me several times (no joke-fuck that brand), and the ballet was weak. No orchestra? Are you fucking with me? Regardless, I thought everyone looked quite lovely, and it was pretty sweet watching the dudes dance in the rain.

I left my busted ass old digicam with my friend Jessica for seriously a year. I got it back last week, and the old pictures are making me “have moments”.

This is the glory of Ballcrackers, aka the time Pelinda, Nkoyo, Sofie, Randi and our respective manfriends went to the LA Ballet’s version of the Nutcracker at UCLA’s Royce Hall. For the record, it was raining like a MOFO, my Dolce Vita shoes almost killed me several times (no joke-fuck that brand), and the ballet was weak. No orchestra? Are you fucking with me?

Regardless, I thought everyone looked quite lovely, and it was pretty sweet watching the dudes dance in the rain.

  1. Date Posted Icon 13th September 2011
    2. Tags Icon #Sterner#Pee Pee Linda#Randi#Nkoyo#Sofie#lolz#Memories#Christmas