You can have all the gold, wine colored satin, and coyote fur stoles you want. #dailylap #americanapparel #juicycouture #vintage #nails #selfie (at Fox Haus )

I had brunch today with my darling @randieyermann so of course it had to be butt ass cold and windy. Also, all the streets around me were closed *yet again* for moronic cultural fuckery. Hey, I know. DTLA is conveniently located in the middle of the Greater Los Angeles area. But really? This hellhole is where you want to parade/cycle/make lots of noise? Luckily my wig kept me from punching anyone in the face (out of fear of having it snatched off my head) but I’m still bitching about it. #foreverbitching #redhead #dressedupasa #brunette #ootd #whatiwore #sunday #brunch #brandymelville #cheapmonday #americanapparel #cincodemayo #losangeles #dtla #eabod (at Fox Haus )

Editing #selfie #letsreplacethatwordwithsomethinglesscloying #redheads #models #shinypants #americanapparel

I got 3 new pairs of shiny tap shorts to continue my ‘pajamas as outerwear’ crusade in 2013. Live it, love it. #slutwear #americanapparel #shakewhatyomamagaveyou #myfatherwouldbesoashamed #iwearbeautifulthings (at Fox Haus )