ABOUT YOUR HOST, NIKI STERNER: LOS ANGELES DENIZEN, FIVE NINE AND FINE, GENERAL ASSHOLE, YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND.“I am going to come and burn the house down…but you will blow me first.” -Mel GibsonQuestions? Compliments? Concerns? N00dz? theurbanaesthete (AT) gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @charmingortedious)http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea9a99739199c818cf120ff6ea045076/tumblr_mn4fpyY6TN1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Holy fuck, Pinkberry. Cookies and cream was a brilliant idea. #fat #ass #forever (at Pinkberry Little Tokyo )</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50946139506http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50946139506Mon, 20 May 2013 16:53:58 -0700assforeverfat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30b7220fb45118b3b23404001049a922/tumblr_mn49h4qCs51qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is literally the world’s most comfortable dress. Also, I hoard cardboard boxes as you can see in the background. Don’t judge me. #ootd #stylestalker #whatiwore #selfie</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50935725170http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50935725170Mon, 20 May 2013 14:39:04 -0700selfiewhatiworestylestalkerootd<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c06b362883f778219944cc362d248288/tumblr_mn2g0aSnxw1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Like the first day of spring. #dtla (at Pershing Square )</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50855575805http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50855575805Sun, 19 May 2013 15:04:58 -0700dtla<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7760c4306f7029ed3b057cd02546fcd7/tumblr_mn2fvpa1Ks1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Glass ceiling 👭👯 @ashparkerjones @jessicaressica83 #drunk #bestfriends4ever #love (at Perch)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50855353901http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50855353901Sun, 19 May 2013 15:02:13 -0700bestfriends4everlovedrunk<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d69adedd7381cf15141e651345999d8/tumblr_mn2fqbgu9m1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>❤ Brunch village ❤ @ashparkerjones @jessicaressica83 @perchlosangeles #dtla #perch #brunch #love (at Perch)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50855089126http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50855089126Sun, 19 May 2013 14:58:58 -0700dtlabrunchloveperch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/248c97f1bc7ea2cc472043cbfde57c8b/tumblr_mn2fl6O9Gl1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sangria pitcher!!!!! @perchlosangeles @ashparkerjones @jessicaressica83 #dtla #brunch #birthdays #love (at Perch)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50854843074http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50854843074Sun, 19 May 2013 14:55:54 -0700dtlabrunchbirthdayslove<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c4e67e812b35ffdfd8240f8df4cea76/tumblr_mn0mmnyeAf1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spring on Main Street. #dtla #flowers #bougainvillea 💕 (at 9th + Main )</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50763512011http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50763512011Sat, 18 May 2013 15:32:47 -0700bougainvilleadtlaflowers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b84acd5ae9062a85c799c02ab7aef82/tumblr_mmypygRkPp1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You can have all the gold, wine colored satin, and coyote fur stoles you want. #dailylap #americanapparel #juicycouture #vintage #nails #selfie (at Fox Haus )</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50678388642http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50678388642Fri, 17 May 2013 14:49:28 -0700nailsvintagedailylapamericanappareljuicycoutureselfie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bb407a8e1b9dedf079533fdfa568d51/tumblr_mmyfwioCd81qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everybody wants to get on the bandwagon. 🔮 #gypsylife #shoes #jewelry #harpersbazaar</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50664318074http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50664318074Fri, 17 May 2013 11:12:18 -0700harpersbazaargypsylifeshoesjewelry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/534ffe70311e3ba289d4e55eb984404f/tumblr_mmvfjz2jKI1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>💙 Home 💙 #dtla</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50551303071http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50551303071Wed, 15 May 2013 20:11:59 -0700dtla<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c55d45693acef658423e83e4b52892e7/tumblr_mmvfeq9Bvw1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The United States was raised here. #dtla #art #mural #losangeles #america (at Hill Street)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50551067744http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50551067744Wed, 15 May 2013 20:08:49 -0700dtlaamericalosangelesartmural<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1320f64b6b219e247515f77b54b88df/tumblr_mmvdd1tCxD1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Truth and liberty under the law. #dtla #history #architecture #art #america #losangeles (at The LA Times Building)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50547486812http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50547486812Wed, 15 May 2013 19:24:36 -0700losangelesartdtlaarchitectureamericahistory<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac2f1cc9f2640deff83528349c3952c0/tumblr_mmvd7ro9er1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I remembered being 7 years old and wanting-needing-to be a journalist when I “grew up”. A picture of Nellie Bly was pinned up on my wall next to a picture of Luke Perry, that’s how real my idolization of journalists was. At some point, I forgot all about my childhood dreams, but I can only imagine what an honor it is to walk under this archway every day on your way to work. Never reveal your sources! Keep fighting the good fight! #dtla #architecture #latimes #losangeles (at 1st + Spring)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50547218455http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50547218455Wed, 15 May 2013 19:21:27 -0700dtlalatimeslosangelesarchitecture<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c01120858061d0a7c29a85b951184be1/tumblr_mmvcvjvwjC1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Leather fan club. @notoriousbhc #dtla #vintage #ootd #shoes #leather #manbag (at Spring + 6th)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50546591725http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50546591725Wed, 15 May 2013 19:14:07 -0700shoesleatherdtlamanbagootdvintage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad4b67e5811e321bcc3f1be67534cc81/tumblr_mmvc15dJXj1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My style plan for the day was supposed to be all blonde hair, red lips & sailor stripes, but it was chilly so I dressed like a reject from an 80s hair band. Then, of course, it got insanely hot once I actually left the house. You know. #bananaphone5 #selfie #ootd #whatiwore #jewelry #gypsylife #vintage #boss</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50545008984http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50545008984Wed, 15 May 2013 18:55:53 -0700bananaphone5whatiworejewelryvintageselfiegypsylifebossootd<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbdebf27a463f1998ef718bff07ae408/tumblr_mmt9mxlTBZ1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hendrix on my boobies and a dog’s crotch on my floor. 👌✌🐶 #selfie #dtla #ootd #brandymelville #freepeople #gypsylife #losangeles #loveyou (at Fox Haus )</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50452593028http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50452593028Tue, 14 May 2013 16:08:57 -0700losangelesfreepeopledtlaselfiegypsylifeootdbrandymelvilleloveyou<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c98a0da167095b947fb12297cd89d761/tumblr_mmt9b0qVUo1qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kitty wants to naaaaap!!! 💙 #cats #kitties #murdercat 💙 (at Cat Hauz, prev. Fox Haus )</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50452086569http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50452086569Tue, 14 May 2013 16:01:48 -0700murdercatcatskitties<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d07bd268d31e6985aa5b640f1360d7b2/tumblr_mmo2xuJxg81qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stefan was super embarrassed taking this picture but I had to do it since usually this part of Main Street is usually covered with angry black dudes. Today Main Street was a ghost town which was awesome!!! Azn pose! ✌👼 #dtla #selfie #nofilter #mainstreet #colettemiller #streetart #art @colettemiller (at Colette Miller’s Angel Wings on Main)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50223150635http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50223150635Sat, 11 May 2013 20:56:18 -0700artstreetartmainstreetdtlaselfiecolettemillernofilter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dce5b339f8e0859d23919cd385df0fd5/tumblr_mmo0um3QN11qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everything about Juice Crafters on Spring is cute. #dtla @juicecrafters (at Juice Crafters )</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50219932643http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50219932643Sat, 11 May 2013 20:11:10 -0700dtla<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b970f36cf10019ec984314c08d0f915d/tumblr_mmnzmkYTZ61qzup3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Prettiest street Downtown. #dtla #flowers #trees #jacaranda #littletokyo (at 3rd Street)</p>http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50218020033http://charmingortedious.tumblr.com/post/50218020033Sat, 11 May 2013 19:44:44 -0700dtlajacarandaflowerslittletokyotrees