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vela:

There’s a lot of greenery behind my building which we call “Narnia.” On our way out the other day (of course my dad was in town and with us) we discovered a homeless man in Narnia jacking off to personal ads. Jim yelled at him to leave and the paper still sits in the same spot as a strange reminder. I never thought on a daily basis I’d have to think to myself, “Well, I sure hope no one is masturbating out here.” 

Looks like I’m getting you a tazer for Xmas.

vela:

There’s a lot of greenery behind my building which we call “Narnia.” On our way out the other day (of course my dad was in town and with us) we discovered a homeless man in Narnia jacking off to personal ads. Jim yelled at him to leave and the paper still sits in the same spot as a strange reminder. I never thought on a daily basis I’d have to think to myself, “Well, I sure hope no one is masturbating out here.” 

Looks like I’m getting you a tazer for Xmas.

  1. charmingortedious reblogged this from vela and added:
    Looks like I’m getting you
  2. oldkingcrow said: Ah, Mr. Tumnus…
  3. yrfriendliz said: aw man. we have some meth heads in our neighborhood but no masturbators. I think I prefer meth heads. and that’s really saying something.
  4. vela posted this
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