theworstthingsforsale: For $42, if I’m going to make my own dildo, it had better not look like my own chub. It should look like the Space Shuttle, or Kim Jong Un, or the Eiffel Tower with veins. Something that I can’t make myself by thinking about a butt. Now I know what I’m getting ALL YOU FUCKS for Valentine’s Day.

theworstthingsforsale:

For $42, if I’m going to make my own dildo, it had better not look like my own chub. It should look like the Space Shuttle, or Kim Jong Un, or the Eiffel Tower with veins. Something that I can’t make myself by thinking about a butt.

Now I know what I’m getting ALL YOU FUCKS for Valentine’s Day.

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