You can tell George Clooney was really proud of himself when he made The Ides of March.

Bloody Mary’s are the world’s best cocktail when done right and the world’s worst when done wrong.

With that said, the Demitri’s mix and rim salt I bought for Stefan’s birthday is delicious.

It’s easier to get work done in the daytime when it’s gloomy outside.

Dying my hair red again today to match my perpetual state of anger.

PEACH BREAKFAST CAKE CAN’T BE LEFT OUT FOR MORE THAN TWO DAYS OR IT WILL TASTE LIKE DEAD BODIES

Apparently Dave Foley either lives or occasionally stays Downtown as Stefan saw him walking a dog today and he almost had a heart attack.

I got halfway through The Rum Diary a couple of weeks back and oddly really enjoyed it but yet haven’t proceeded to finish it. I SHALL REMEDY THIS TONIGHT

And in closing…WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING FOR HALLOWEEN?