ONE OPTION OF A SUCCESSFUL NIGHT WHEN YOU’RE NOT-YET-RICH. 

TAKE HOT SHOWER WHILE LISTENING TO THE BEST IN LATE 80’S-MID 90’S SLOW JAMS

RUB HEAVILY DELICIOUSLY SCENTED LOTION ALL OVER YOURSELF, I SUGGEST SOMETHING MADE WITH WHITE FLOWERS, THEY ARE THE MOST INSANELY AMAZING SMELLING OF ALL FLOWER GROUPS IN PERFUMERY

PUT ON LOUNGE PANTS

SMOKE WEED WHILE ALSO DRINKING CHEAP SPARKLING WINE, PREFERABLY IN BED WITH AIR CONDITIONING ON

WATCH OLD TUPAC VIDEOS

TEAR UP DURING “DEAR MAMA”

EAT POPCORN

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