- Compliment others loudly and frequently
- Find ways to tell my friends I, like, “value” them without barfing everywhere or punching myself in the face
- Ask for what I fucking want
- Stop procrastinating on shit that actually matters
- Look after myself physically and mentally (lettuce instead of frosting as a sandwich-side? Where they do dat at? )
- Accept social invitations without barfing everywhere or punching myself in the face
- Manage my fucking time like an actual bipedal post-pubsecent humanoid primate instead of a soggy piece of toast with an internet addiction.
- Scale back on my daily play count of “Born To Run”. Apparently there are other songs?