theworstthingsforsale:

“You’re a Republican, sir?” the employee at Jiffy Lube asked, dirty air-hose in hand. Ray smiled and nodded. Nothing earned him respect like his purple Republican Elephant valve caps.

If you’re not reading this blog, you’re missing out on 5 minutes of genuine, daily laughing your ass off. I owe you a cake for this gem, Elzmore.

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