ONE: is this bag ugly? I can’t tell. My inner voice says yes, but my eyeballs keep looking at it and making me think I want to own it.
TWO: if your vote is for NOT ugly, which color is better? Again, I can’t tell, and I *really* need a fucking day purse.
HELP A BITCH OUT!

Creepy glamour crybaby will haunt you until you answer.
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