February 2011
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“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try...”
– Charlie Sheen (via steveanderson)
Natalie doesn't deserve that award.
Real talk.
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Most of the people I go to school with are idiots.
Here is my response to someone who thinks Wal-Mart is a great company who cares about their customers.
I don’t know if I would agree with Wal-Mart caring about their customer. That might have been true when Sam Walton was still around, but it doesn’t seem to be the case any longer. Wal-Mart imports almost all of its non-perishable merchandise. It also treats its employees shoddily,...
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The Pinker Tones @ Natural History Museum
downtownlobby:
Spanish alternative pop band The Pinker Tones have been scheduled to play at the Natural History Museum for their First Fridays series in support of their latest release “Modular”. The show will take place on Friday, April 4th and tickets will be made available soon through Ticketweb. If you have yet to check out The Pinker Tones live we highly suggest you head over to the...
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“I love porn! You know what I love about hotels?...
Cameron Diaz
I love CD. No shame in her game.
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Red Fox's Pop Culture Roundup, 2/25/11!
Sterner here. Time for some pop culture news for my darling little mice!
1. Amber Rose: still hot.
2. Charo is a hilarious bitch who needs some attention:
“What I don’t like is when somebody copies somebody and just adopts it like their own idea. You want me, I go a little further. I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!”
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
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Play a Little Bit for Love, The Sleepy Jackson
This is the start of fashion, not the end The truth don’t come easily If you don’t let your ears breathe. High heels and wine frills and a cut of coloured car. Corvette corner, long fringe crooner or a black suit in my hood. You all wanted grace, but you just kept in line. You all wanted space, you just kept in line. You stole my lines from the fireplace. Replaced them with an old...
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Song of the Sea to the Shore
softcollapse:
Unraveling velvet, wave after wave, driven by wind, unwinding by storm, by gravity thrown— however, heaving to reach you, to find you, I’ve striven undulant, erosive, blown—
or lying flat as glass for your falling clear down: I can’t swallow you. So why have I felt I’ve reached you—as two reflected stars, surfaced, lie near—as if the sky’s
close element is one in me,...
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5 Lies People Always Tell, by Ryan O'Connell →
This is so much Gospel Truth I am almost barfing.
5 Lies People Always Tell
1. “I don’t do drama!”
Translation: “I love drama!”
Anyone that actually has to utter the words, “I don’t do drama” is in reality an insane crazy dramatic person. They’re the person who actually stirs the pot, who meddles in your personal relationships and plays minds games, all while feigning an incredulous...
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“I’m so tired of pretending like my life is perfect and bitchin’ and just winning...”
– Charlie Sheen (via matt-t)
STAY STRONG, CHARLES
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Bitches who always roll with acrylics on.
In this world, there are clearly identifiable types of people. Like, bitches who wear Pink by Victoria’s Secret (you’re stupid), or dudes who wear hats to the side (you’re probably dating a girl who wears Pink). Today, I want to discuss the type of woman who Always Rolls With Acrylic Nails.
I know a handful of these tricks and they only fall into two catagories: business women,...
hiddenballroom asked: WOAH NEW DESIGN
YOU ONE BAD BITCH STERNBABE
YOU ONE BAD BITCH STERNBABE
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Red/Black: Related Through History
A great article from The Root.
In a 1920 edition of the Journal of Negro History, Carter G. Woodson observed, “One of the longest unwritten chapters in the history of the United States is that treating of the relations of the Negroes and the Indians.”
“Red/Black: Related Through History,” a new exhibit at Indianapolis’ Eiteljorg Museum of American Indians and...
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LADY GAGA
derekdarling:
Lots of people ask me what I think of her, and I’m kind of tired of it. So this is everything I have to say about the bitch..
HER MUSIC: People get so caught up in the pomp & circumstance of her outward appearance, they forget that what it all boils down to is the quality of her music. Lady Gaga’s music is nothing we haven’t heard before. Britney or any other female popstar...
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A couple of things I have learned in my short...
1. Never advertise the fact you have gum.
2. If you do, you best offer everyone some of that shit because people who don’t are rude assholes.
3. Even if you’re not listening to music…wear your headphones.
4. The more someone talks about something, the less they’re actually about it.
5. Never say no when asked if you want water-because right when you can’t have it...
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Is it just me, or is Wilmer Valderrama a...
Oh, you have a daughter? How old is she?
Wilmer Valderrama is a D-list actor who has more money than me. This is bullshit. Besides being pretty lame overall, I noticed this dude has a thing for almost pre-pubescent chicks.
Let’s check out his dating history.
1. Mandy Moore, 2000-2002
Mandy was born in 1984, so she’d be what…16 or 17 when they dated? And he alluded to...
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How Was I Supposed to Know? by The Sleepy Jackson
I want to know why I never known you. I want to know ‘cause I say I know you. I want to know why I am not welcome to be with you at night. How was I supposed to know that I was on my own? Why did I keep telling you that I was on my own? Don’t Know But in time, I’ll keep all my colours warm. I keep all the others warm. How was I supposed to know that I was on my own? Why did I...
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The Babes of Google, Glamour Edition
Google never ceases to create magical moments for me.
You’re welcome.
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Celebrity Glamour Shots, part 1: Demi Lovato
Weird helmet hair and a leather jacket. Real edgy, Disney PR department.
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“I remember lying on my bed for hours and Lewis was on the desk across my bed and...”
– Nic Cage on taking mushrooms with his cat (via mollylambert)
I’m really into Molly Lambert’s Tumblr.
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“No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She...”
– Frederica Mathewes-Green (via -letitulaire) 