January 2012
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December 2011
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Oh, For Fuck's Sake
alexisportnoyinla:
Quit following me & FOLLOW STERNERANDROGIER
Don’t you understand that combining SternBabe and Rogier IS the process of nuclear fusion!?
If you’re religious, go light a candle and pray to Allah. If you’re not, go suck a dick for good karma, because if there’s any justice for you in this world, you’ll be fucking graced, just endowed with the opportunity to sideline the...
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Imaginary Christmas List
sternerandrogier:
I want all the years I spent with my exes back
All new wine and champagne glasses from the friends who break something every time they come over
All the cell phone minutes I spent listening to whiny friends bitch about the lovers they keep “swearing” they’re never taking back (only to take them back over and over again)
All the presents I bought for people who didn’t buy me...
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transcendentalism asked: Dear Ms Sterner, I just reread your bio and read something about you being a FORMER redhead. Did I miss the part where you gave up one of your trademark features? And if this is the case, what color are you now?
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Smitten Kitchen: Our Favorite Chocolate Chip... →
Since it’s the holiday season and I’d bet a large majority of you are going to end up baking, if you’re looking for a chocolate chip cookie recipe HERE IT IS. I made these last night and they were magical. I swapped unsalted butter for salted and the cookies actually needed a smidge more salt, so you’ll probably want to stick to the recipe exactly. I also used roughly...
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Trends I Have Successfully Avoided in the Past...
yearofthefox:
Although my choice of capitalization is questionable.
1. Von Dutch
Remember in the 00’s when this whack ass shit was cool? I do. Dude’s family totally sold him out and made a killing selling overpriced nonsense to people who kicked it with Stephan Dorff at White Lotus and wore trucker hats. Speaking of…
2. Trucker hats
I blame this entire trend on Asshat Kutcher and his...
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There was a live band playing downstairs. There...
Fuck yeah, Scott.
Ryan Gosling and his Disney ass can eat dicks.
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Phileo has never been fellated
Today I decided to spend more money on Christmas than I already have. I’m feeling very Santa-like.
You know, people say Christmas isn’t about money, but fuck that. If I’m going to buy someone a present, I’m going to spend mad cash on them. And vice versa-if you’re not going to buy me something nice, don’t bother. There’s nothing WRONG with not buying...
You just have to go see and experience it (I don't...
WHY ARE YOU WRITING A YELP REVIEW THEN YOU WORTHLESS FUCKHOLE
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I’m extremely afraid of violence in any shape,...
SANCTITUDE
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shabadoo805: Teena Marie - Square Biz
Her vocal...
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Teena Marie - I Need Your Lovin’
Up until...
Anonymous asked: Have you lived in LA your whole life? What are some of your favorite parts and vice versa?
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Anonymous asked: Sternz, I just read Piano Fuckers. I have never laughed and then been so vigilantly in agreement about music with someone else before. What are your thoughts on Lana Del Rey? I'm torn.
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BREAKING NEWS: NDAA BILL HAS BEEN RECEIVED BY THE...
occupyallstreets:
The National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) was just passed by Congress, and is on its way to the President’s desk. The bill contains a dangerous provision that could be read to authorize the military to detain anyone in our country, including U.S. citizens, without charge or trial.
The bill gives the military the authority to arrest and detain citizens indefinitely, torture...
