October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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What does it mean to play endless games; Questions without answers, if one can scrape up the dignity to ask.
Oct 27th
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The ache in your hands
I frequently see things and feel like “I could have made that” or, occasionally “did I make that?” because sometimes things feel like they’re your own It’s odd thinking how long people can go without actually producing something. Like, imagine it: if you were a stockbroker or anyone who deals in fiat currency for a living You literally play with invisible...
Oct 27th
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Sometimes
You go out to check out the American Apparel outlet store and sometimes it’s not as cool as you were hoping and then sometimes you get sushi and sake and then sometimes you get a drink afterwards and you realize how fucking annoying people who talk AT YOU instead of TO YOU are and you get the feeling you might be better off getting married and avoiding places where people like this...
Oct 27th
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alexandernevermind asked: Sterner, I would like to know more about the novel you wrote.
Oct 27th
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Anonymous asked: What color is your hair naturally? You don't look like a ginger.
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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KREAYSHAWN, LANA DEL REY, AND HIGH SCHOOL STYLE...
findesiecle: Okay, kids.  I’ve been putting it off and re-editing and drafting and queueing and un-queueing a post about this for weeks now, but I need to stop waffling about it, since we need to talk about Lana Del Rey and Kreayshawn, and how I don’t hate them, and how I think the intensity and specificity of everyone else’s disdain for them is sort of shitty, and how self-righteous and...
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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14 Ribbons
I gave you 14 gold boxes with 14 gold ribbons Wrapped in tissue imprinted with 95 theses Inside of those boxes were the rules of my heart And you saved them and told me I was a work of art. But as always, the time has eroded that vision And I’m left here now knowing I must make a decision I hate the fact this is true I hate the fact I am here I hate waiting for someone else’s 95 theses to appear....
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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You know
When you’re not sure you want to grow up And you’re so ready To take the path of least resistance, the path that hurts the least in the short run but will probably kill you in the long run? And you aren’t sure Whether it’s better to cry now or cry later And then you realize That’s a phrase cholitas get tattooed on their arms And you laugh.
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Shit That Has Happened
Faye Dunaway, sweaty and just returned from a bareback horse ride in “Chinatown”, is one of the loveliest ladies I have ever seen. I’m watching it for “background noise” while I post shit I’m selling on eBay (aka Wallet Raper) and doing homework. My sleep schedule is totally fucked, so it feels like 9 p.m. when it’s actually almost 1. Looking for...
Oct 26th
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Half the people on tumblr should be embarrassed by...
myaffairwithnabokov: You don’t push back your cuticles, and your nails are all at different lengths….. AND YOU CALL THIS NAIL PORN I’M SORRY BUT NO UNFILED NAILS ARE NOT GOING TO CUT IT AS NAIL PORN IN MY BOOK don’t get me started on those tragedies you call nail beds  GOSPEL MOTHAFUCKIN TRUTH
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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More Hot Chicks I Follow later
Because searching for pictures of you assholes is TEDIOUS. More pictures of yourself! Now! You’re already an egomaniac for having a blog, so get with it. Bye.
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Luxury.
You know you missed my school-related rants! Here, I discuss target markets, the concept of luxury, and try to explain to someone why I though it was a good move for Cristal to tell the rap community to step the fuck off.  Ready…go. Cristal is a luxury brand, which by instant association means it should be: Semi-difficult to extremely difficult to attain. Example: you cannot buy Cristal at...
Oct 24th
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
Once
I stabbed my best friend, Jon, in the eye with a chopstick at Benihana. I refer to it as ‘Death Bukkake’. Death. Bukkake.
Oct 23rd
Bubbles and bling
From Intelligent Life via The Economist. Never forget. WINSTON CHURCHILL was a Pol Roger man. Madonna and Gérard Depardieu are devotees of Krug. James Bond drank Dom Pérignon in the novels, although he had switched to Bollinger by the time he made it to the silver screen. The Russian tsars adored Louis Roederer’s Cristal, a taste that is shared today by rap singers Sean “P.Diddy” Combs (Puff...
Oct 23rd
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