October 2011
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What does it mean to play endless games;
Questions without answers, if one can scrape up the dignity to ask.
The ache in your hands
I frequently see things and feel like
“I could have made that” or, occasionally “did I make that?” because sometimes things feel like they’re your own
It’s odd thinking how long people can go without actually producing something.
Like, imagine it: if you were a stockbroker or anyone who deals in fiat currency for a living
You literally play with invisible...
Sometimes
You go out to check out the American Apparel outlet store
and sometimes
it’s not as cool as you were hoping
and then sometimes
you get sushi and sake and then sometimes
you get a drink afterwards
and you realize how fucking annoying
people who talk AT YOU instead of TO YOU are
and you get the feeling you might be better off
getting married and avoiding places where people like this...
alexandernevermind asked: Sterner, I would like to know more about the novel you wrote.
Anonymous asked: What color is your hair naturally? You don't look like a ginger.
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KREAYSHAWN, LANA DEL REY, AND HIGH SCHOOL STYLE...
findesiecle:
Okay, kids. I’ve been putting it off and re-editing and drafting and queueing and un-queueing a post about this for weeks now, but I need to stop waffling about it, since we need to talk about Lana Del Rey and Kreayshawn, and how I don’t hate them, and how I think the intensity and specificity of everyone else’s disdain for them is sort of shitty, and how self-righteous and...
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14 Ribbons
I gave you 14 gold boxes with 14 gold ribbons Wrapped in tissue imprinted with 95 theses Inside of those boxes were the rules of my heart And you saved them and told me I was a work of art. But as always, the time has eroded that vision And I’m left here now knowing I must make a decision I hate the fact this is true I hate the fact I am here I hate waiting for someone else’s 95 theses to appear....
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You know
When you’re not sure you want to grow up
And you’re so ready
To take the path of least resistance, the path that hurts the least in the short run but will probably kill you in the long run?
And you aren’t sure
Whether it’s better to cry now or cry later
And then you realize
That’s a phrase cholitas get tattooed on their arms
And you laugh.
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Shit That Has Happened
Faye Dunaway, sweaty and just returned from a bareback horse ride in “Chinatown”, is one of the loveliest ladies I have ever seen. I’m watching it for “background noise” while I post shit I’m selling on eBay (aka Wallet Raper) and doing homework. My sleep schedule is totally fucked, so it feels like 9 p.m. when it’s actually almost 1.
Looking for...
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Half the people on tumblr should be embarrassed by...
myaffairwithnabokov:
You don’t push back your cuticles, and your nails are all at different lengths…..
AND YOU CALL THIS NAIL PORN
I’M SORRY BUT NO
UNFILED NAILS ARE NOT GOING TO CUT IT AS NAIL PORN IN MY BOOK
don’t get me started on those tragedies you call nail beds
GOSPEL MOTHAFUCKIN TRUTH
More Hot Chicks I Follow later
Because searching for pictures of you assholes is TEDIOUS. More pictures of yourself! Now! You’re already an egomaniac for having a blog, so get with it.
Bye.
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Luxury.
You know you missed my school-related rants! Here, I discuss target markets, the concept of luxury, and try to explain to someone why I though it was a good move for Cristal to tell the rap community to step the fuck off.
Ready…go. Cristal is a luxury brand, which by instant association means it should be: Semi-difficult to extremely difficult to attain. Example: you cannot buy Cristal at...
Once
I stabbed my best friend, Jon, in the eye with a chopstick at Benihana.
I refer to it as ‘Death Bukkake’.
Death. Bukkake.
Bubbles and bling
From Intelligent Life via The Economist.
Never forget.
WINSTON CHURCHILL was a Pol Roger man. Madonna and Gérard Depardieu are devotees of Krug. James Bond drank Dom Pérignon in the novels, although he had switched to Bollinger by the time he made it to the silver screen. The Russian tsars adored Louis Roederer’s Cristal, a taste that is shared today by rap singers Sean “P.Diddy” Combs (Puff...