February 2011
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Choose Your Own Adventure: Going Out To Eat With... →
This is fucking awesome. And sort of “American Psycho” in it’s rambling descriptions of what is supposed to be “good” in the story.
Key note:
“You two haven’t gone out for a couple of days, this as a result of a somewhat childish and unexpected bout of bickering and mutual “feeling bad,” the crux of which lies in old, tired,...
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The Kinds of People You Can Date, by Ryan...
Here.
You can date someone in the summertime when it’s too hot to have rules. This person might not make sense in February when you’re wearing thick coats and eating too much, but they’ll fit in nicely at a Fourth of July barbecue or a pool party. Your bodies will stick together in the heat and sometimes having sex will be the grossest activity you can think of, but you’ll do it anyway. You’ll...
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Tranny Ass Bitches Are Ruining It For Me
A couple of years ago, I was standing on Brand Boulevard in Glendale arguing with my ex-boyfriend when a red lipsticked hipster wearing a headband with a feather in it walked by.
Maybe it was because the sight of her broke the angry reverie we were in, but we both started cracking up. “Nice fucking headband,” I thought, as if it was the most ridiculous thing I had ever seen. And,...
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YEAR OF THE FOX →
SHAMELESS.
SELF.
PROMOTION.
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Drew came up with some suggestions on places to...
Great excerpts in Stefan’s emails to me
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I Am The Arbiter: Time Saver
I love this dude.
Time Saver
Last night I learned about a great new time saver. It’s called Facebook Places.
The best part is that you don’t even have to use it. In fact, that would be counterproductive since using Facebook Places is obviously an astounding waste of time. But if you just keep an eye on it, you’ll know who you shouldn’t be Facebook friends with anymore.
Whenever Facebook...
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Giddy Spinster →
I am loving some of these ideas.
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January 2011
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Standard Theory
You spend all of your life looking for someone to love
Just so you can take them for granted
You spend all of your life going to school
So you can get a decent job which bores the fuck out of you
You spend all of your life working away
So you can retire when you’re too old to enjoy it
You spend all of your life saving for a nice place to live
So you can spend shit tons of money going...
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“It feels important to remind ourselves, at this point, that Facebook, our new...”
– Zadie Smith on Facebook The New York Review of Books (via tvlanddryspell)
LIKE TALKING TO MYSELF.
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arbagalapa:
So many words get lost. They leave the mouth and lose their courage, wandering aimlessly until they are swept into the gutter like dead leaves. On rainy days you can hear their chorus rushing past: IwasabeautifulgirloncePleasedon’tgoItoobelievemybodyismadeofglass-I’veneverlovedanyoneIthinkofmyselfasfunnyForgiveme.
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Los Angeles
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Suddenly it happens: You wake up one morning in late January, the sun is peeking through the blinds and you can hear the birds singing outside the window. Your cat thinks it’s a good idea to look as cute as possible and lay right by your side so you can’t move of fear that she’s going to leave you. You brave the cuteness and get out of bed, make yourself some coffee, check your...
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The sexual cost of female success →
maybeitsrapture:
This is probably the worst article I’ve read all month. Read it if you want some lulz, or just my summary of some of the claims the interviewee makes that I find absolutely absurd:
In American colleges, 57 percent of students are women and 43 percent are men. That’s a radical reversal of where we were 30 or 40 years ago. Presuming that people are attracted to people who are...
DUDE
Demi Lovato punched a backup dancer and went to rehab?
She’s turning out better than expected.
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“I get many phonecalls now.
They are all alike.
“are you Charles Bukowski,
the...”
– Charles Bukowski (via fuckyeahbukowski)
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