January 2011
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Three Cheers for Lying to Yourself →
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This Place Is a Prison.
m0shi:
this place is a prison, these people aren’t your friends inhaling thrills through $20 bills and the tumblers are drained and then flooded again and again there’s guards at the on ramps armed to the teeth and you may case the grounds from the cascades to puget sound, but you are not permitted to leave i know there’s a big world out there like the one i saw on the screen in my living room...
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14 years, he said
I couldn’t look into the sun
She saw him laying
at the end of my gun
Hungry for life
And thirsty for the distant river…
-Like a Tattoo, Sade
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December 2010
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Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it...
Tennessee Williams
More Gospel Truth.
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Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it...
Tennessee Williams
More Gospel Truth.
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Boners
sternerandrogier:
A lot of times lately I’ll be, like, I’ll have a hot chick naked in my bed and I’ll be too coked out or drunk to get a boner. It reminds me of that Jack London story where the guy is freezing to death in the Canadian wilderness, and he gets together all the requisite twigs, etc., to build the fire that would save his life. He painstakingly gathers all this wood, taking care...
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Boners
sternerandrogier:
A lot of times lately I’ll be, like, I’ll have a hot chick naked in my bed and I’ll be too coked out or drunk to get a boner. It reminds me of that Jack London story where the guy is freezing to death in the Canadian wilderness, and he gets together all the requisite twigs, etc., to build the fire that would save his life. He painstakingly gathers all this wood, taking care...
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I wanted the fucking Sunbeam donut maker but got...
-Beebs
Yes, Beebs, I understand your fucking pain on this issue. The POINT of these contraptions is CUTENESS. Otherwise, we could make donuts and cupcakes the ‘regular’ (i.e. not cute) way. EYERMANN’S ass was SUPPOSED to get the donut machine and I was SUPPOSED to get the CUPCAKE MAKER! Goddamn you, Stefan! He says, “I figured you’d rather have shiny things for your...
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I Blog Because It Comes Out of My Dick
mrockstyle:
In 2010, I learned interesting things about this Tumblr motherfucker. It is mostly habitated by tweens who will not have a secure job when they graduate. The blogs that have more than 10k followers sell advertising through Google and that is why they post photos of violence and passive-aggressive threats. (notice the Google adverts in the blogs? They get paid).
I blog because it...
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YEAR OF THE FOX →
Panties, new designers, shit talking, and spice.
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YEAR OF THE FOX →
Panties, new designers, shit talking, and spice.
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Lille Boutique →
AMAZING selection of frilly underthings.
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Lille Boutique →
AMAZING selection of frilly underthings.
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America in Decline: Why Germans Think We're Insane →
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America in Decline: Why Germans Think We're Insane →
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how do I get in touch with you now.
love boston.
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Netflix: I'm Still Here →
netflixstream:
On a rainy winter night, how can you say No to a fake documentary about Joaquin Phoenix quitting the acting biz and becoming a rapper?
Seriously.
Not the best film, but a great piece of profanity and drugs!
Here’s the blurb on Netflix:
In 2008, Oscar nominee Joaquin Phoenix walked away from acting to pursue a rap career, an inexplicably bizarre detour captured in stunning...
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More Marissa A. Ross
From Tangents and the Times. Emphasis mine.
A TANGENT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SHOULD STOP TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK.
This woman who I have never met or seen or heard of in my life, whose only mutual friends are my aunts, keeps trying to add me on Facebook. Like non-stop.
I’ve probably denied this woman about five or six times because I don’t know her IRL (& we’re not blogospherebffz) and...
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Chain Emails from Dad.
tangentsandthe:
a tangent about chain emails from my dad.
”My dad just forwarded me a color coded, 24pt, Arial fonted, Republican chain email.
This is upsetting to me because we had a really nice Christmas together so, I’m like, “Yo, why do you want to ruin my last memory of you of 2010 with some fucking bunk ass mustard yellow bold links about illegal aliens & welfare? Like, don’t...
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holiday scenes.
sweetp2325:
There’s a brilliant opening scene in Steve Martin’s LA Story where a man crosses the street sporting lime green sandals, cut off tee and beach shorts with a christmas tree in tow. As much as I don’t favor the perennial 72 degree weather during the holidays, LA generates the most endearing holiday spirit. Between ice skating by the beach, outrageously funny one man play of David...
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Holiday Party Quote of the Day
“I look like a slut with drug problems.”
That’s the best kind there is, baby.
