sofstar: …I’ve arrived. *applause* WHHHHHAAAAAAAHOOOOOOO SOFSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the club, bish!
I keep feeling that people are becoming less human and more animalistic. They...– The Informers by Bret Easton Ellis (via synecdoche) (via digitalbath)
Disappointment is a sort of bankruptcy - the...
Yet another reason I'm sad Vice Magazine now sucks...
sunshinecruise: “If people get pissed at you for not going to Jody’s birthday it’s because they wanted you to be there to entertain people because they’re so lame. Don’t feel guilty. You’re not a court jester. In fact, if you do show up, wear these pants and go, ‘All right assholes. You got your way. Which shitty life needs a dose of me?’ “ -Vice Magazine, Dos & Dont’s BECAUSE it used...
Judgments, value judgments concerning life, for or...
You're so fucking creative →
Great Excerpts in Emails to Me from Clients
“Yes, you are insane but always very helpful and fun to talk to. :)”
Great Excerpts in Kara's Emails to Me
I know. It was 81 today during lunch and mad humid. Now it’s 64 and hailing. It’s New York’s reaction to global warming. Cute, right? Only the apple would seek such extremes. I’m sitting in my car cause it’s too bad to get out and walk up the steps to my condo. I have a crossword, an icepick, and a box of kashi oatmeal. I’m set for the weekend Johnny appleseed...
"A Message from the Average Black Person"
antoinetta: Via the Huffington Post To Whom It May Concern: Greetings. My name is Elon James White. I’m Black. I write this letter on behalf of a lot of people that fall into the category of Average Black People. (Yes, I capitalize it, as if it were a title.) I do not claim to represent them because that would be absurd. I really, truly don’t. I don’t even represent my circle of friends. At any...
Normal People →
My friend Brandon contributes here. It’s pretty fucking awesome.
Don’t IM me, loser ex-boyfriend. Don’t text me all the time, stupid club promoter. You have a female fanclub and I have a boyfriend, so do the math. Cookies that are crunchy annoy me. Chips are crunchy. Cookies are supposed to be soft! End.
Today is pink day
In honor of a little bitch named Randi “Pimp” Eyermann. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
bebelestrange: PerezHilton“This may sound weird but it comes from an honest place. I thank God that Britney is still with us!!! It was very scary with her for a while.” NICOLE STERNER HERE: I uttered “Shit! Shoulda been Britney” when I heard about MJ. People in my office actually gasped.