May 2009
Great quotes in the last 10 minutes of my AIMing history
“Do urban post blog house hipsters like dubstep or are they going back to “core” bands”
“You make my boner hurt. My boner hurts for you. For all eternity. Aren’t I romantic?”
“My lady doesn’t slap anymore”
Don’t be shy. AIM: copperheartbeat don’t worry, we’re all freaks.
Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.
Charles Bukowski.
“You know what I think hurts the most? The feeling of being replaced. It’s like no matter what you did, it wasn’t enough. And no matter what you do to try and capture their heart again, doesn’t seem to work. And you’re suddenly left thinking that you’ll never be enough. And a sudden sadness captures your heart that never really leaves.”
—JoAnne Golden (via creampuff) (via loveishere)
"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit," Tyler said. "They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 16
It used to be enough that when I came home angry and knowing that my life wasn't toeing my five-year plan, I could clean my condominium or detail my car. Someday I'd be dead without a scar and there would be a really nice condo and car.
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6
You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 5
“It seems to me if you’re gay, what you’re saying is, I am so much man that a woman isn’t enough for me! I need another man! That’s how masculine I am!”
—Michael Ian Black (via acewepeel)
(305): I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
There’s the type of text post I can really get behind.
“I don’t want to lose you but I don’t want to use you just to have someone by my side.”
—Patty Smyth (via quotewhore) (via belowutopia) (via lovebot) (via letterboxlove)
Let's slap each other in the face and then make out. JESUS I want cinnamon toast!!!
Great excerpts from my Facebook status messages
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