Welcome to Charming or Tedious.
“I was honestly looking for his anus somewhere on his forehead he was that far up himself.”
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Mum (I swear she’s on something lately). (via transcendentalism)
BRILLIANT
May 2009
April 2009
“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.”
—Salma Hayek (via jmarie3)
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Click this shit for me. It’s a good source of “I’ve thought that in my head but never said it out loud” humor.
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On sneezing:
I wish we could stop saying “bless you” and requiring the “thank you” response. All this really amounts to is someone saying, “Yes, I heard you sneeze” and the person who sneezed replying, “Thank you for recognizing that I sneezed even though it was entirely obvious to everyone in the room”. This doesn’t make sense.
I “lol”d for real.
” —blahmerica