June 2012
“I avoid speaking your name in conversation,
throwing it to the air as if it...”
– Tania De Rozario, A Hundred Ways To Say Your Name
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May 2012
A little update on our friend Sharon.
So some of you might remember my post last week entitled “EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHIT” where I detailed my experiences with a delightful rat bastard named Sharon, who I’m stuck with in my last fucking college class ever. The moral of the story was that we’ve become a society where criticism is no longer constructive, but outright outlawed. As I said in the post, we’re...
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heartbeatcity:
Mae had been experimenting with beehives and bouffants. The key to the swell was the stuffing, the likeliest of which was socks. Mae tried socks, but found them dull. If something is hiding in my hair, it better be something good, she decided.
Mae’s lover, Hamilton, found pleasure in the hiding. He enjoyed unfastening the pins, freeing the hair, letting it fall. She began to stuff...
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maybeitsrapture asked: Walmart, Sterner? The fuck?
OKOKOK LEMME STRAIGHTEN SOME SHIT OUT NOW BEFORE I...
co-co-cola:
i go to see who has tagged the word “cunt” on tumblr. why? it’s my favorite fucking word. it’s beautiful, it sounds awesome, it’s powerful, i love it. GUESS WHAT I FIND. EVERYBODY IS BASHING MY FAVORITE FUCKING WORD.
The “C” word is such a disgusting, unclassy word. I hate when it’s used, and for some reason, it bothers me even more when women use it. Like seriously, get a better...
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Something to chew on
In class this week we’re talking a lot about vertical and horizontal integration, two concepts in business we’re all familiar with whether we’re aware of it or not. Vertical integration is a business that makes, markets, sells, and delivers their own goods-think of American Apparel, most oil companies, and the average start-up company that does everything itself, from start to...
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Today's Google searches: May 23, 2012
“why don’t teeth regenerate themselves”
“is Victoria’s Secret part of the New World Order”
“1920’s flapper dresses” (we can’t always be funny, can we, Jeeves?)
“pH balanced foods“
You’re welcome.
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Sorry, Dude: Drive - The Nicole Sterner Fun Show... →
Another brilliant post from yours truly on Goodspeed & Poe, which you should have bookmarked already. This time, I’m making fun of the movie “Drive” for all of the obvious reasons.
And in case you missed it, here’s my last post on GS&P about how fucking lame current music is.
another coming-out post
findesiecle:
It’s been true of you since you were an infant: you’ve always been terrified to do anything in public until you know you’re good enough at it. You learned to talk in private. You were supposed to be napping, and your mother, downstairs, heard an eerie voice through the baby monitor: Jack spat eeee no fat why eeee no lean? She ran upstairs to find you sitting upright in your crib,...
“The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age...”
– Aldous Huxley (via axiomecho)
“I believe now that depression can never be fully grasped by mental health...”
– Richard O’Connor, Undoing Depression
This is also my explanation for why I don’t necessarily think it’s a bad idea to hire cops with records, depending on the crime, of course.
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People there are special places in hell for
sternerandrogier:
Parking enforcement
People who walk really slowly across crosswalks when there is obviously no physical reason for them to do so
People in Starbucks who wait until the last minute to stare at the menu endlessly
Creed, the band
Anyone who writes for Cosmo
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Does Facebook Wreck Marriages? →
Hey, remember how I have a phrase called “Facebook Ruins Relationships”? No? I did and do, so here’s another NO SHIT, SCIENCE link for me to back up the fact I’m obviously smarter than most married people in the UK.
